with your own penis?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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