Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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