It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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