All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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