Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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