I want to stick my p in your. b.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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