I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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