i jhust puked up my retainher.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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