We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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