Whod you bang
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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