Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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