she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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