i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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