would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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