i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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