The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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