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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he fucked my hip out of place.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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