she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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