Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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