my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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