we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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