Sponge bath it is.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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