Do you still have your period?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The Olympian is in my bed
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