went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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