You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My feet surprised me
please don't ironically join a cult
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