They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He passed out mid-signature
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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