There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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