this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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