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(740): View more from Ohio

Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.

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(347): View more from New York

Need sex. Gaining weight.

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(754): View more from Florida

You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.

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(718): View more from New York

Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.

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(949): View more from California

this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language

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(301): View more from Maryland

First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.

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(315): View more from New York

We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.

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