ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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