I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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