We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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