I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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