just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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