I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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