3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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