Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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