At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
they need to just BURY HIM!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
