I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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