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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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