If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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