have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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