Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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