Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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