You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She announced her abortion via fbk
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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