That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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