I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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