I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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