ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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