He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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